Three Schmoes and A Shot

This weeks movie:

Falling Down 1993

Cigar Review this week:

TBD

Show Tidbits

Ratings, jokes and offensive material

Podcasts

A great assortment of plagiarized jokes which aren’t funny.

Our Movie ratings. As the title suggests…Put down the tequila dude!

Cigar Ratings

We rate your mothers tits…Read the title for gods sake.

Schmoe Merchandise

An assortment of Schmoe inspired apparel and glassware.

Was Harry a Porn director?

Send in your questions for Harry. He will discuss camera positions and angles to help your onlyfans performances.

YouTube Videos

And you thought we were too stupid to listen to us, now you can watch us also.

Beauty Shots

MARK AND JEFF SURROUND OUR GUESTS WITH BRILLIANCE AND INSIGHT.

About Us

Who are the schmoes, and who cares

Entertainment

Stupidity pays off

Who We Are

Great question…Who are you?

Our Vision

We are all nearsighted, so forget the vision section. It will be omitted anyway.

Our Mission

Entertain you or at least cause you to drink to excess.

Testimonials.

FEEDBACK FROUM OUR CLIENTS

You Blow but not as good as dad and me!

Hunter Biden

Russian Stripper Critic

Jeff is really interesting. Mark sounds either retarded or brain damaged. I hope he gets government funding.

Jennifer Doome

Mud Wrestler

I can see why Harry is single.

Claudia Kent

Used to be Clark

Being gay from California, I definitely like Mark best. His baritone voice rocks my world.

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Porn Distribution

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